VIDEO: Pulling some strings to make Ed’s ‘Perfect’ Cork bucket list

To mark his gigs at Pairc Ui Chaoimh, the Evening Echo, in association with the People's Republic of Cork website, worked out the notes for Shape Of You on the famous bells at the Church of St Anne. Have a listen and see if we nailed Ed's worldwide hit.
VIDEO: Pulling some strings to make Ed’s ‘Perfect’ Cork bucket list

Ed performs at Pairc Ui Chaoimh for three dates this weekend.

By People's Republic of Cork

THE English superstar Ed Sheehan starts his European tour in Cork this weekend, so it’ll be all downhill once he finishes his three Páirc Uí Chaoimh gigs and leaves Cork.

To make sure he gets the most out of his short trip here, we have created a personalised ‘must do’ list for the red haired crooner.


Minister of Choons Ding-Dong O'Leary-Harrington-McCarthy of the People’s Republic of Cork, ringing the Shandon Bells.Picture: David Keane
Minister of Choons Ding-Dong O'Leary-Harrington-McCarthy of the People’s Republic of Cork, ringing the Shandon Bells.Picture: David Keane

PLAY ‘THE SHAPE OF YOU’ ON THE SHANDON BELLS

It might be the most listened to track on Spotify with about nine gazillion plays but it’s nothing until it has been played on the famous Shandon Bells — Cork’s eighteenth-century equivalent of a ghetto blaster.

The bell ropes are numbered one to eight and the good news is that the PROC has worked out the hook from The Shape Of You (we assumed you and your posse will be out of your mind with the euphoria of being in Cork and unable to function properly so... you’re welcome).

Marissa, who runs the place, will look after Ed and his hangers-on, she has ear muffs in case it gets too loud for your precious ears — just don’t go overboard on the repetition, residents in the area start to feel ill if they don’t hear tourist favourites Three Blind Mice and Happy Birthday at least twelve times an hour.

If you want to play the intro hook from The Shape of You, these are the bell strings to pull: 7-5, 7-7-5, 7-7-5, 7-6-7-8.

You’re welcome.

Minister of Choons Ding-Dong O'Leary-Harrington-McCarthy of the People’s Republic of Cork, at the Shandon Bells.Picture: David Keane.
Minister of Choons Ding-Dong O'Leary-Harrington-McCarthy of the People’s Republic of Cork, at the Shandon Bells.Picture: David Keane.

WORSHIP AT THE ALTAR OF RORY

A must-visit for any successful musician is to go and see Rory Gallagher’s Stratocaster guitar in Cork City Library. Remember that when Jimi Hendrix was asked by a journalist what it felt like to be the greatest guitarist in the world he replied; “I don’t know, ask Rory Gallagher”. That’s some endorsement.

The instrument is encased in glass so don’t get any bold ideas about taking it out and playing Galway Girl on it, Ed — just genuflect, bow your head and hum the lyrics to Bad Penny quietly to yourself. You might be selling out three gigs down the Páirc but this is the city library so respect the silence, sham.


GET BOOLED OVER

Having awkwardly named your albums after keys on calculators (‘X’, ‘%’ and ‘+’) it’s clear you have a grá for mathematics, or ‘sums’ as it’s known here on Leeside. Greece might have given us Pythagoras and Archimedes but it was really George Boole here in Cork who paved the way for the development of all the devices that your fans now listen to those albums on — Boolean logic is the backbone of every computer and smartphone.

Have a lamp around the Quad in UCC where Boole went on the lash, have a sconce at his old gaf close by on Grenville Place and then walk across the bridge to the Franciscan Well on North Mall for pizza, a pint of locally brewed Rebel Red (Ireland’s biggest selling craft beer by the way) and some toe-tapping trad or blues.


GO TO THIS HURLING MATCH IN

RIVERSTOWN

You’ll be spending half your weekend in Páirc Uí Chaoimh so you should go see some of the sport that’s played there in the flesh. We’ve done a good bit of work to make it as convenient as possible for you so we are recommending the Sarsfields V Kilbrittain Division 3 Hurling League clash at Riverstown on Saturday night before you go on stage (it’s a half seven throw-in so you’ll be back in Stade de Frank for 9pm — promise).

Bear in mind that leaving early is frowned upon (unless your team is losing by more than four goals) so the tens of thousands of screaming young wans will have to wait until any last minute schmozzles are dealt with by the ref and the final whistle is blown.

We reckon you, wouldn’t mind giving Jamie Lawson’s support slot a miss anyway — he’d make statues cry, that fella. You can tell him ‘The ref played ten minutes injury time...”


HAVE A GAT IN IRELAND’S MOST PICTURESQUE BEER GARDEN

We know you’re a fan of Schull and west Cork so you need to make sure you don’t leave without having a pint of stout and bag of Tayto sitting outside the Tin Shed in Ahakista — definitely, the Rebel County’s most picturesque beer garden with it’s incredible vista of Dunmanus Bay. It’s Schull without the sailing shoes and guffawing posh Dubs.

You can crash in your friend Graham Norton’s gaf down the road if you’re stuck — get him to leave a key in the usual place because you’ll definitely be late. Those parties out in Kilcrohane can be a pain to get back from.

Stay off social media down there too, bubbila. Sheep’s Head is Cork’s hidden secret and we don’t want busloads of tourists down there ruining the gaf like they did with the Ring of Kerry. One Instagram pic and you could wreck the buzz of an entire peninsula.

Welcome to Cork, feen.

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